Downloadable Greeting Cards

Scalpel-sharp wit? Check. Gift that hits right in the feels? Got it. Card to tie it all together? Oh no... Totally slipped your mind. But not to worry! We're scrubbing in to save the day.

We made you a set of free downloadable greeting cards that are equal parts heartfelt and hilarious, featuring — you guessed it — our signature V Coterie puns. Whether you’re celebrating a fellow provider, cheering on a med school bestie, or just want to make someone put on the cheesiest smile mid-rounds, we’ve got the perfect prescription.

Some of our favorites include:

“Aorta tell you something from the bottom of my heart”
“Thinking about you” (with a brain, naturally)
“Hope your day is as smooth as your forehead” (Botox ftw)

Here’s how to grab yours:

1. Download the card PDF of your choice:
   Heart
   Brain
   Lungs
   Botox
   Skeleton
   
   
2. Print it at home or the break room printer (we won’t tell). Regular 8.5" x 11" US letter paper is perfect!
3. Cut along the solid lines and fold along the dashed lines.
4. Add your own message, inside jokes, or even a little color therapy with crayons or markers.
5. Deliver and prepare for immediate mood elevation.

Got a long-distance bestie you adore from afar? Screenshot the digital version and send it via text or DM — or tag us on IG @vcoterie when you post it to your story.

Because nothing says “I appreciate you” like a pun that hits right in the amygdala.

With love and lab coats,
V Coterie